Not2Stiff

Do you dread introducing yourself? Can’t you tell anyone your name without everyone in earshot bursting out in laughter? Do people not take you seriously when you give them your business card? Then you may be one of the unfortunates on this list…

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Or, check out the CV of Sheridan Titman. It doesn’t list what he’s into. I’m not sure if he ever attended a class of Prof. André L. Tits either. I do suspect that he’d turn in his grave if his kids would arrange a funeral at the Assman Funeral Chapel.

How about the patent references of inventor Alfred Wanka? You would expect a certain type of device on this list.

OK, when we think of the word “wacko”, who comes to mind? I’ll bet it’s not this dentist, Peter Wacko from Calgary.

Would Chip Munk be a friend of Alvin’s? And believe it or not, but there is actually someone out there called Donald Duck.

And of course, this list cannot be complete without the Honorable Dick Swett.

Bonus

What do you think his nickname is?

(via FailBlog)